508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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