Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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