Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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