Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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