My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
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