Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
We smell like vodka and hangover
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