Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
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