I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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