I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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