Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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