He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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