so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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