I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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