So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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