The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
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