IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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