Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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