shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
