was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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