DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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