Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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