Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
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