Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
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