i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Randomize
