he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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