big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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