I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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