I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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