Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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