Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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