just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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