yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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