Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
My ATM looks so different sober.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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