I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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