I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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