O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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