I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
There's always time for handjobs
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Randomize
