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I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I wish they made helmets for livers.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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