You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Holy sore nipples Batman
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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