so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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