let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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