Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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