If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
