just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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