used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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