before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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