That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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