Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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