I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
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