i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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