i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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