Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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