everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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