We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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